SARDAR building se gir gea
SARDAR building se gir gea
Doctor said: He is dead
Sardar Hosh me aa k bola
My zinda wan
SARDANI boli: peya reh KANJRA Tenu doctor nalon botha pata ae:-
by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!) / 828 views
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