Santa: mera beta raat bhar book
Santa: mera beta raat bhar book ke saamne hee baita rahta hai.
Banta: lekin phir bhi woh fail kyu huaa?
Santa: wah book 'facebook' tha, isliye
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 907 views
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A dentist, after completing work on a patient,
came to him begging.
Dentist: Could you help me? Could you give out a
few of your loudest, most painful screams?
Patient: Why? Docor, it wasn't all that bad this
time.
Dentist: There are so many people in the waiting
room right now, and I don't want to miss the four
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Sardar:Dr.sab,,, I am suffering from loose motions!
Doctor:Kinni patli a rhee hy?
Sardar:
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The difference between Republicans & Democrats
A Republican and a Democrat were walking down the street when they came to a homeless person.
The republican gave the homeless person his business card and told him come to his business for a job. He then took twenty dollars out of his pocket and gave it to the homeless person.
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Husband: Jaan! thinks for calling you , tm miss kr rahi ho gi.
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Husband: O fittay moo, agian mistaken home no is dialed
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HusBnd calls 4rm Karachi 2 his wife in Lahore. Servant picked the phone.
HusBnd, Mem Sab se bat karvao!
SerVnt, Woh to sahab k sath kamre main so rahi hain.
HusBnd, Par sahb to main hun.
SerVnt, Ab main kia karun?
HusBand, maar de doo no ko main hold krta hun.
After killinG
SerVant, Lashon ka kia karun
HusBand, Ghar ke peche walay swiming pool main phenk de or bhag ja
SerVant, per hamre ghar main to swiming pool hi nahi he..
HusBand, Oh! Sorry Wrong number :
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Santa: tumhaara beta bilkul tumhaara jaisa hi dikhtaa hai.
Banta: dheere se bol... woh padosi ka beta hai
Santa: agar electricity nahi hota to kya hota?
Banta: raat mein candle light mein TV dekhna padta tha
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1 Ghar mein TWINS paida huwe to saas ne kaha: mubarik ho! bhala bataao..
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Pappu Ek Din Blood Bank Mein Gaya Aur Udhar
Usne Ek Staff Ke Aadmi Se Puchha
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Aadmi: “Blood Group Bolo”
Pappu: “Koi Bhi Chalega”
Aadmi Hairani Se: “Arey Aisi Kaise Chalega?”
Pappu: “Yaar Girlfriend Ko Love Letter Likhna Hai,
Samjha Kar“
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Banta ek sadhu se bola: Baba, meri biwi bahut pareshan karti hai, koi upay batao.
Sadhu: Beta, upaay hota to main sadhu kyun banta?
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