Santa: mera beta raat bhar book ke saamne hee baita rahta hai.

Banta: lekin phir bhi woh fail kyu huaa?

Santa: wah book 'facebook' tha, isliye

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 648 views

1 Khargosh 1 Lohaar Ko Tang Krta Tha

1 Khargosh 1 Lohaar Ko Tang Krta Tha

Roz Lohaar Ki Dukan P Jata Or Kehta:
GAJAR Hai?

Lohaar Inkar Kar Deta.

1 Din Lohaar Ko Ghussa Aya
Aur Us Ne Khargosh K Dant Torr Diye.

Phir

Phir Kya…

Agley Din
Khargosh Aya
Aur Bola:

GAJAR KA JUICE HAI

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

How Much Will This Cost Me?

Patient: How much to have this tooth pulled?

Dentist: $100.00.

Patient: $100.00 for just a few minutes work?

Dentist: Well, I can extract it very slowly if you like.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Girl- I wanna breakup with u

Girl- I wanna breakup with u,give me my love letters back!!!!
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Boy-(next day) come with a bag full of love letters and told girl- find out yours and get lost!!!!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Pathan

To Main Batata..
Ek Kutta pathan k piche laggaya
Pathan Gussey me Bolta howa bhaga
Khocha agar tere Bap ka Hakumat nahi hota to tujhe Batata??

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)

A Boy Was Going With His Girl Friend

A Boy Was Going With His Girl Friend

Friend Asked : Who Is She?

Boy : My Cousin.

The Frend Said: Last Year She Was My Cousin.! :D

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)