Main Love Officer Hu…
Hands Up .
Main Love Officer Hu…
You’r Under Arrest…
Kio K Jitny Pyaray Ap Ho,
Itna Pyara Hona Qanoonan Juram Ha.
Is Liye Ap Ko Meray Dil Main Umar Qaid Ki Saza Di Jati Ha…
Pata Nhi Aesay Messages Loug Mujhay Hi Kio Send Kartay Hain.
Aisi Kia Baat Ha Mujh Main?
I’m So Sweet Na?…
(‘.’)>(‘.’)
<)( /)(>
. /\ /\ Ammi Meri Nazar Tou Utar Dain…
by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!) / 855 views
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