Do pathan apas mein baatein kar rahe they

Pehle ne kaha yaarTum bare kaam chor ho

Yeh son kar dosra bola, ghalt bilkool ghalt Mujhe tu kaam se sakht nafrat hai Main bhala woh shey kion churane lagaJo mujhe pasand naheen

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!) / 835 views

Tum shadi k baad apnay liye

Boy:Tum shadi k baad apnay liye alag ghar to nahi maango gi?

Girl:Aray nahi!! tum apni amma ko alag ghar dila dena

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

Duniya main

Duniya main sub se BARA OR khaternaAK jadoO KAHAN hota hy?
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BeauTY parlour Mein,
Jaandi koi hoR AY,
Andi koi hor ay.

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

Pyaar sab ko chahiye

Pyaar ladko ko bhi chahiye,
aur ladkiyo ko bhi.
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Difference is that
ladkiyo ko Ashiqui 2 movie wala chahiye.
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And ladko ko..

.Murder2 wala

by Mohammad Awais Rashid (few years ago!)

Tujhe swimming aati hai

Bush : Tujhe swimming aati hai.
Lalu : No.

Bush : Tere se kutta acha hai jo swim kar leta hai.

Lalu : Tuje aati hai ? Bush : Haan

Lalu : Fir tere mai aur kutte mai kya farak hai ?

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

There was once a wife so jealous

There was once a wife so jealous that when her husband came home one night and she couldn`t find hairs on his jackets she yelled at him, "Great, so now you`re cheating on me with a bald woman!"

The next night, when she didn`t smell any perfume, she yelled again by saying, "She`s not only bald, but she`s too cheap to buy any perfume!"

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)