Bhikhari ne awaz lagai
Bhikhari ne awaz lagai-
Babu ji roti milegi?
Andar se awaz aai-Biwi ghar par nahi hai.
Bhikhari-CHUMMA Nahi maanga saale,roti maangi hai.
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