“FaceBook Ka Kamaal”
“FaceBook Ka Kamaal”
Class K Doraan Ek Larkay Nay Apna Facebook Account Khola,
Foran Professor Nay Comment Kiya,
“Class Say Nikal Jao”
Principal Nay Professor K Comment Ko Like Kiya,
Dost Nay Comment Kiya, “Oye Cafe Aja”
Maa Nay Comment Kiya,
“Nalaik Insan Class Nahi Leni Tou Sabzi Lay Kar Ghar Aja”
Baap Nay Foran Comment Kiya
“Dekh Lo Apnay Betay Ki Harkatain”
Usi Waqt Girlfriend Ka Comment Aa Gaya
“Dhokay Baz Tum Nay Tou Kaha Tha Hospital Main Hu, Dadi Akhri Stage Par Ha Is Liye Milnay Nahi Aa Sakta”.
Or Usi Waqt Dadi Nay Comment Kiya,
“Lakh Di Lanat”
by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!) / 1437 views
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