Beta : Papa,ye Girlfrnd kya hoti hai
Beta : Papa,ye Girlfrnd kya hoti hai ?
Papa: jab tum bade ho kar aacha ladka banoge to tumhe b 1milegi..
Beta: agar aacha nahi bana to ?
Papa : to bahot milengi.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1009 views
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