Maa Bete Se

Maa Bete Se:Uth Jaa Kmbakhat
Dekh So0raj Kb Ka Nikal aya Hy..

Beta:To Kya Hua Amma
Wo Sota B To Mjh Se Pehle Hy

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 982 views
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