Role Reversal
A visitor, returning to Kuwait for the first time since the Gulf War, was impressed by a sociological change. On previous visits she noted that women customarily walked about 5 paces behind their husbands.
She observed that the men now walked over 20 paces BEHIND their wives!
She approached one of the women for an explanation: "What enabled women here to achieve this marvelous reversal of roles?"
"Land mines," replied the Kuwaiti woman.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1027 views
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