Beta! zindgi main kabhi Chars na peena,
Baap:
Beta! zindgi main kabhi Chars na peena,
warna wo jo aagay 4 Aadmi ja rahay hain,
8 nazar aaen ge,
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Beta: "Magar Abbu! wo to 2 Aadmi hain!
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