Meri Nakel Maar Lay
A Girl Sitting In Examination Hall With Sardar Ji
Girl: Sardar Ji Mein Tuwadi Nakal Mar Laa?
Sardar: Ahoo To Meri Nakel Maar Lay Fair Mein Teri Asal Mar Lawa Ga…
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1027 views
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