Bilawal to Dad
Bilawal to Dad
DAD?
ap ki harkaton ne to khandaan ki izzat par daagh laga diya.
DAD.,..
hahahaha
BETA daagh to chala jayega ye waqt phir nahi ayega..
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1296 views
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