Dost: Itne udas kyun ho?

Man: Wife se jhagra hoa tha usne kaha ke wo mujh se 30 din bat nahi kare gi

Dost:Tumhe to khush hona chahiye

Man:Aaj akhri din hai.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1110 views

Major Rohail ne ek pathan officer Ko Army se nekal dya

Major Rohail ne ek pathan officer
Ko Army se nekal dya

Kyu?

Pathan officer zid kr rha tha k
14 August pr Atom Bomb wala
patakha chalana hai

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

Boy Tujhko Kya Bhejon

Boy: Tujhko Kya Bhejon?

Barish Ki Pehli Boond?

Aasman Ka Sab se Roshan Tara?

Shakh Pe Khila Surkh Gulab?

Muthi Main Qaid Ik Jugnu?

Honton Pe Saji Ek Khuahish?
Ya Aankhon Ka Ik Khuaab?

Girl: Mujhe Bas 5 Kilo Cheeni Bhejdo. :-)

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

_____ _/___I__\____'-o-------'

_____
_/___I__\____
'-o-------'-o--"

Corolla XLI 2012 Bhej Raha Hoon

Ham Doston Se Koi Hisab Nahin Krte. .*
.


.





Kapra Mar K Wapas Bhej Dena;-)

by Hader Maher (few years ago!)

Student

Teacher Students Se:
"MY BEST TEACHER" Par mazmoon likho
.
Thori dair baad ek student ne uth kar Pucha:
"Sir ganjay ko English mai kia kahty hain?"

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)

There is a man

There is a man in the park peeing in a fountain and a cop comes up to him and says, "Sir you need to zip that up. You aren't supposed to pee in a public fountain like that"

So the cop is leaving and the man zips up his pants but is laughing hysterically. finally the cop says "What are you laughing at?" and the man says "I zipped it up but I didnt stop!"

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)