Dost: Itne udas kyun ho?

Man: Wife se jhagra hoa tha usne kaha ke wo mujh se 30 din bat nahi kare gi

Dost:Tumhe to khush hona chahiye

Man:Aaj akhri din hai.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1047 views

Teacher: Tumhare abbu

Teacher:
Tumhare abbu kya kaam karte hain?

Bacha:
HPS k maalik hain.

Teacher:
Nice.Acha ye HPS ka kia matlab hai?

Bacha:
“Haji Pkora shop”

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Ye padosi ka ladka

Ladki_ maa...
ye padosi ka ladka mujhe baar baar kiss kar k bhag jata hai maa muskura ke boli_bada shararti hai... bilkul apne baap par gaya hai

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

student

Bcha Dabang dekh kar aya
School mein sir :
baita tumhare sare ans galat hein marks de to kahan?
Bcha :
KAMAL KARTE HaiN MASTER JI.
MARKS HI TO MANG RAHE HAIN,
CHUP CHAP DE DO WARNA THAPAR MAR K BHI LAY SKTE HAIN.
Sir:
Badtamiz
bcha:
BADTAMIZ SE YAAD AYA,
AAP K PAPA KAISE HAIN?
Sir:
Nikal ja meri class se,
bcha:
CHUP CHAP SE MARKS DE DO
WARNA ANS SHEET ME ITNE CHED KARENGE K CONFUSE HO JAOGE K MARKS KaHAn DEN OR ZERO KAHAN DAIN!

by inayat khan (few years ago!)

Doctor Orders A Birthday Cake

or his wife's birthday party, a doctor ordered
a cake with this inscription:

"You are not getting older,
You are just getting better."

When asked how he wanted it arranged, he said,
"Just put 'You are not getting older' at the top,
and 'You are just getting better' at the bottom."

It wasn't until the good doctor was ready
to serve the cake that he discovered it read:

"YOU ARE NOT GETTING OLDER AT THE TOP,
YOU ARE JUST GETTING BETTER AT THE BOTTOM."

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Police wala apne bache se

Police wala apne bache se: Beta tumhara result achha nahi aya aj se tumhara khelna tv dekhna
band

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Son: Ye 50 Rs pakro or is bat ko yahien daba do":-

by Abdul Sami (few years ago!)