Judge Wakeel

WAKEEL:
My Lord, Kanoon Ki Kitaab K Safa Number
15 K Mutabik Mere Mowakkil Ko Ba-Izzat Bari Kiya Jaye,
JUDGE:
Kitaab Pesh Ki Jaye,
(Kitaab Pesh Ki Gayi)
Judge Ne Safa Numbr 15 Khola
To Us Mein 5000 K 4 Note Thay,
JUDGE:
Es Tarha K 2 Saboot Aur Pesh Ki Jayen.:)

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 875 views
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