Pathan Ne Sardi Me A.C Lgwaya
Pathan Ne Sardi Me A.C Lgwaya..
1 Shakhs Ne Pucha:
Itni Sardi Me A.C?
Pathan:
.
.
Oye Mene Ulta Lgwaya Ha,
Garam Hawa Andar Or
Thandi Hawa Bahar Jaye Gi.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 887 views
Similar Jokes
Santa Aur Ek Admi Ki Kisi Bat Par Behas Ho Rahi Thhi
Aadmi: “Abe Hum To Udti Chidya Ke Bhi Par Gin Lete Hain”
Santa Uspar Huste Hue: “Issmein Kya Mushkil Hai? Do Hi To Hote Hai“
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
1girl fansi laga kar suicide kar rhi
thi
Santa ne window se dekha,
Socho santa kya bola hoga?
... .......
.
.
.
.
Sirf latkne se height nhi
badhegi,mummy ko bolo complan
pilaye
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Doctor Ne 1 Pagal Se poocha:Tum Chhat se Q Latak Rahe Ho.
Pagal:Main Aik Bulb Hoon
Dr:Tum jal Q Nahi Rahe
Pagal:Bewakof me Pakstan ka bulb hn Light Gayi Hui Hy
by Zia Rasool (few years ago!)
UPDESH:
Daru pine se jindagi k problem solve nhi hoti.
EXPERT DRINKER'S ADVICE:
Problem toh doodh pine se bhi solve nhi hoti..
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Ek Kutta Ek Car K Neeche Baitha Tha..
.
.
.
.
.
.
Santa Aya Aur Uski Pooch Khechta Hua Bola:” Nikal
Saale Bhootni K..
Bara Aya Mechanical Engineer…
by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
Height of Kanjoosi
Major Rohail ka 1 rupeya 5ve manzil se gir gya
Major Rohail bhgate bhagte neche gya
Pr rupya na mila
Kyu?
Kyu k Major Rohail rupye se pehle neche pohanch
gya
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Manzil Qareeb Dkh K
Mutmain Na Hona.
Aksar TATI Nikal Jati
Hy.
Bathroom Ponhanchne Se
Pehle:)
(‘,’)>Sub Chor Bas Misaal
Dekh tu….
by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)
Pathan Apni Girlfriend Se :
Mere Dil Main Ek Bat Hai.
Girl:
Keh Do.
...
Pathan:
Ni Mjhy Sharam Aati Hai.
Girl:
Kaho Na !
Pathan:
Tumhre Pas Naswar Hai ...
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Ek circus mein ladki ne sher ko kiss kiya! Ring mastar: Aap mein se koi yeh kar sakta hai? Boy : Main aata hoon par pehle iss sher ko peeche karo
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Munna: Bolay to apun ko tera operation dobara karna paray ga.
Patient: Kyun???
Munna: Kyun k apun kay rubber k gloves teray andar hi reh gaye hain.
Patient: Agar yeh baat hai to mujhay jaanay do. Mien tumharay gloves ki payment kar doon ga.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)