Pathan Ne Sardi Me A.C Lgwaya

Pathan Ne Sardi Me A.C Lgwaya..

1 Shakhs Ne Pucha:
Itni Sardi Me A.C?

Pathan:
.
.
Oye Mene Ulta Lgwaya Ha,
Garam Hawa Andar Or
Thandi Hawa Bahar Jaye Gi.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 888 views
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