Paki Boy to Paki Girl:
Paki Boy to Paki Girl: Chand raat ko nikalta hota hai, aaj din mein kaise nikla ?
PAKI GIRL: Ullu raat ko bolta hai, aaj din mein kaise bol raha hai?
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 923 views
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