Weight Problem
Doctor to Ladies:Apka Weight 65Kg Tha,
Aaj 55 Ho Gya Hai..
Apko Koi Danger Bimari Hai.
Ladies:Sir, Zald-Baji Me Mai Aaj Makeup Kar k Nahi Aai Hu.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 648 views
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