April Fool ! Wo To Papa Hain
Bacha On 1st April:
Mama Kitchen Mai Nokar
Nokrani Ko Kiss Kar Raha Hai
Mama: Abhi Ja Kar Main Us Ka Dimag Thek Karti Hun
Bacha : Haha April Fool
Woh To Papa Hain
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 884 views
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