Kocha Ye Tumne Kya Kardiya?
Admi: Mujhe Sardar Banado
Doctor: Us Ke Liye Tumhara 50% Dimag Nikalna Paadega
Admi: Nikal Do, Doc Ne Galti Se 90% Nikal Dia
Admi Hosh Ma Aa Ke Bola:
Kocha Ye Tumne Kya Kardiya?
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 987 views
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