Hurry up. fill in

Hurry up. fill in the blanks with
"HAAN" or "NAHI"
1.__________main insan nahi hu
2.__________main hi bewakuf hu
3.__________mera koi ilaaj nahi
4.__________main pagal hi hu

by Aurangzeb Khan Tunio (few years ago!) / 533 views
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