Boy vs lady in cofee shop

Boy was sitting alone in coffee shop.
A beautiful lady come and ask:if u don,t mind can i sit here?
Boy :no.;
lady:why?
Boy:because i have mind

by Sabir shah (few years ago!) / 582 views
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