Meaning Of Zodiac Sign
Santa Was Filling A Slambook.
He Didn’t Know The Meaning Of Zodiac Sign.
He Turned The Previous Page & Saw That Somebody Had Written Cancer, So He Wrote Bavasir.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 996 views
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