Funny Girlriend to Funny
Funny Girlriend to Funny Boyfriend: Mera Dulara ,Mera ladla, mera pyara, mera chona, mera sweet gulgula. Muj se shadi karoge? Bolo ji Bolo.
Funny Boyfriend: Tum mujhe Propose kar rahi ho ya Adopt ?
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 697 views
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