Santa: Why didn't you marry?

Banta: I was searching for an
ideal match.

Santa: So, you didn't find an ideal girl?

Banta: I found one.

Santa: Then?

Banta: She was also searching for an ideal match.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1024 views

How can i get to heaven?

I asked the children in my Sunday School class, "If I sold my house and my car, held a big garage sale, and gave all my money to the church, would I get into heaven?"

"No!" the children all answered.

Then I said, "If I cleaned the church every day, mowed the yard, and kept everything neat and tidy, would I get into heaven?"

Again, the answer was, "No!"

"Well," I continued, "then how can I get to heaven?"

A five-year-old boy shouted out, "You gotta be dead!"

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Beta Tumhare Abbu Kia

Teacher:Beta Tumhare Abbu Kia Karte Hain??

Pappu:Jo Ammi Kehti Hain..:-

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Molvi to Zardari

Molvi to Zardari :

“Buray Kaam Chorh Do Warna ALLAH Ka Azaab Ayega”

Zardari :

“Buray Kaam To Parvez Musharaf Kar Gaya

Mein To ALLAH Ka Azaab Hoon.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

ZONG walon ki Awaz aye.

Hum DIL men soch rhe thy k Aap ko kia kahain?
Bewafa
Khud gharz
Kanjoos
Bevakuf
ya
Phir

PAGAL?

Achanak

ZONG walon ki Awaz aye.

SUB KEH DO.

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

dosti

Sachi Dosti bezaban hoti hai,


Ye to ankhon se bayan hoti hai,


Dosti may mushkil milay to kia hua,


Mushkil may hi to apno or parayon ki pehchaan hoti hai.

by ubaid ur rehman (few years ago!)