Baap:beta koi bat nhi tmhari
Baap:beta koi bat nhi tmhari qismat me fail hona likha tha ho gye Beta:ye to acha hua dad maine pura saal nai padha warna sari mehnat bekar ho jati.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1004 views
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