GF-Mai Kisi Or Se shadi kar rahi
GF-Mai Kisi Or Se shadi kar rahi hu
Muje Bhul Jao
BF-Na Tere Aane ki khushi
Na tere jane ka Gum
Ja Behan Ja Aj Se Tera Kissa Bhi Khatam.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 863 views
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