Santa goes to Chinese restaurant
santa goes to a chinese restaurant and puts his
finger on the last of menu:Bring this.
Waiter:OH! You cant get it because he is the owner
of restaurant.
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 910 views
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