Yaar meri saas k birthday hay

Sardar Pathan Se: Yaar meri saas k birthday hay koi sasti aur achi antique cheez batao jo ussay don.

Pathan: O khucha, aisa karo humara Sussar de do.

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!) / 1055 views
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