Aisi Ki Taisi Kab Hoti Hai?

Q: “Aisi Ki Taisi Kab Hoti Hai?”

Batao-Batao

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Ans: “Jab Loose Motion Lage Hon Aur Pajame Ka Nada Na Khule.“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 676 views
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