Pappu: Papa Papa Mujhe Ek Behan La Do Na
Pappu: Papa Papa Mujhe Ek Behan La Do Na
Papa: Beta Usmein 9 Mahine Lagte Hain,
Pappu: Mujhe Kuch Nahi Pata Aap 4-5 Log Aur Laga Do, Jaldi Chahiye
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