Girl- kya tum mujhse pyar karteho.

Girl- kya tum mujhse pyar karteho..?Banta- haan

Girl- lekin tume to meri parwaahhi nahi

Banta- oye pyar karne wale kisi ki parwaah nahi karte!!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1206 views
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