Pathan apni unparh BV say

Pathan apni unparh BV say:

Pathan apni unparh BV say:
Chal honeymoon per chaltay hain.

Wife: Nahi mujhe kapray dhonay hain tum meray bhai ko lay jao.

Pathan:O Yessss !!!

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!) / 891 views
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