Girlfriend: Tell me one thing,
Girlfriend: Tell me one thing, What do you do when you miss me?
Boyfriend: I’ll eat yours Favorite Chocolates and remember you! And what you do? Girlfriend: I’ll drink yours favorite whiskey! Say Cheers !!
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 882 views
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