Kal papa Kuwe me Gir

Santa : Kal papa Kuwe me Gir gaye, Bahut Chot Lagi, Bahut Chilla rahe the. Banta : Ab Kaise hai?

Santa : Thik hi Honge, Kal se Kuwe se Koi Awaaz Nahi aayi Na.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 624 views
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