Ye aap ki shirt per lipstick ka nishan
Wife : Ye aap ki shirt per lipstick ka nishan kahan se aaya?
Husband : Mein khud paresaan hu nishan dekhkar. Maine tu uss wakt shirt utari hui thi.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 652 views
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