On a romantic day sardar’s girlfriend asks him,
“Darling on our engagement day will you give me a ring?”
Sardar : “Ya sure, from landline or mobile”.

by tanveer hussain (few years ago!) / 697 views

subah

subha se le k sham tak sham se le k rat tak rat se le kar subha tak subha se fir sham tak Bus G kia bataon light ne tang kar rakha hai

by Abdul Sami (few years ago!)

Hawaii or Havaii

An eldely Jewish couple on their way to a vacation in Hawaii, got into an argument about the correct pronunciation of Hawaii.

He was sure it was Havaii, but she maintains that it was Hawaii.

As soon as they landed they asked the first person they saw, "Would you mind telling me the name of this island?"

"Havaii!", the man replied.

"Thanks", answered the man.

"You're Velcome," the man replied.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

There's teachers

The children had all been photographed, and the
teacher was trying to persuade them each to buy a
copy of the group picture.
"Just think how nice it will be to look at it when
you are all grown up and say, 'There's Jennifer,
she's a lawyer,' or 'that's Michael. He's a doctor.'"
A small voice at the back of the room rang out,
"And there's the teacher. She's dead."

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Kid-aunty mummy ne

Kid-aunty mummy ne 1 katori chini mangai h

Aunty(haste hue(-acha aur kuch kaha mummy ne? Kid-ha

kaha vo kutti na de to
samnewali kamini se le aana..

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Santa talks to a saint

Santa talks to a saint: My wife troubles me a lot. Tell me some way.

Funny saint: Had there been any way, I wouldn't have become a saint.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)