Raju ne mujhe kiss de fiya
suma: maa, raju ne mujhe kiss de diyaa
maa: haan kya? rukho main poochti hoo.
suma: nahi maa. tum poochoge to woh nahi degaa
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 776 views
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