The most funniest situation in student's life:
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When we have no idea what to write in paper and supervisor comes and say "wind up your papers"

by Mohammad Awais Rashid (few years ago!) / 1019 views

Patient: mujhe problem hai

Patient: mujhe problem hai. Na khaon to bhok lagti hai, na sou to neend aati hai, zada kam kar k thak jata hoon.

Doctor : sari raat dhoop main betho theek ho jao gaye.

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

Apni mat waj jandi aye

Nargispeer k paon choo kar boli:

“baba ji koi changi mat deo”

Peer ji:

“O bibi burka pa k aaya kar

Tennu vekh k te peer di apni mat waj jandi aye..

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

Boy kissed her girlfriend

Boy kissed her girlfriend while they are sitting in
a public place
Girl: No dear that’s not the time for that all ll be
after the marriage.
Boy: Don’t worry my sweet heart I am already
married.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

brought their new baby home

After a young couple brought their new baby home, the wife suggested that her husband should try his hand at changing diapers.
"I`m busy," he said, "I`ll do the next one."

The next time came around and she asked again.

The husband looked puzzled, "Oh! I didn`t mean the next diaper. I meant the next baby!"

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)

BOY Sir gandhiji ke sir per baal

BOY Sir gandhiji ke sir per baal kyun nahi the TEACHER inteligent aadmi ki nishani he BOY ha tabhi ladkiyo ke itne lambe bal hote hai

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)