1 Angraiz PAKISTAN aya URDU
1 Angraiz PAKISTAN aya URDU sekhnay. Kuch arsey baad wo wapas gaya to logo ne kaha k kya sekha? ! ! ! Angraiz ne kaha "BiJLI CHALI GAYI" "BiJLI A GAYI"
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 879 views
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