Sante ne apni engagement tod diti
Sante ne apni engagement tod diti.
Kiyon ki kudi kavari c.
Santa: Jo ajj tak kisi di nahi ho saki, oh meri kiven ho sakdi hai
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 728 views
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