1st srdarni : 20 saal tk meri koi olad ni hoi

2nd srdarni: tey fer tu ki kita?

1st: Fer main 21 saal di hoi tey abay ne mera viah kr dita, tey fer olad hoi:

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!) / 933 views

kid: dad agr apko pata chalay

kid: dad agr apko pata chalay k mai 1st aya hoon tou apko kaisa lagay ga???

dad: mai khushi say pagal ho jaoun
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kid : bas isi waja say mai fail ho gya :

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Na hawa hai na maya hai

Na hawa hai na maya hai,
Ehsaas apka aya hai,
Hamein b msg kar k dekh lo jaan,
COMPANY ne ye mobile sirf apki Girl FRIEND k liye nahi banaya hy

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

farqaz

apnay hi hotay hn jo pajama kheench k bhaag jaatey hain

faraz

warna gheron ko kya khabar k tum rebber walii shalwaar pehente ho

by Nilesh Kumar (few years ago!)

Premika Se Badla, Pappu Ka

Pappu Apne Friend Golu Ko Bata Raha Thha.

Pappu: “Pichle Hafte Meri Aur Meri Girlfriend Ki Ladayi Ho Gayi Thi Aur Hum Alag Ho Gaye”
Golu: “Fir?”

Pappu: “Usne Mujhe Chidane Ke Liye Apne Naye Boyfriend Ke Sath Photo Khinchva Ke Mujhe Bhej Di”

Golu: “Ohh, Ye To Bahut Bura Kiya Usne”

Pappu: “To Main Bhi Konsa Kam Hun, Utha Ke Photo Uske Baap Ko Bej Di“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

A Great Fruit Cake Recipie

You'll need the following: a cup of water, a cup of sugar, four large eggs, two cups of dried fruit, a teaspoon of baking soda, a teaspoon of salt, a cup of brown sugar, lemon juice, nuts, and a bottle of whisky.

Sample the whisky to check for quality.

Take a large bowl. Check the whisky again. To be sure it is the highest quality, pour one level cup and drink. Repeat. Turn on the electric mixer, beat one cup of butter in a large fluffy bowl. Add one teaspoon of sugar and beat again.

Make sure the whisky is still okay. Cry another tup. Turn off the mixer. Break two leggs and add to the bowl and chuck in the cup of dried fruit. Mix on the turner. If the fried druit gets stuck in the beaterers pry it loose with a drewscriver.

Sample the whisky to check for tonsisticity. Next, sift two cups of salt. Or something. Who cares? Check the whisky. Now sift the lemon juice and strain your nuts. Add one table. Spoon. Of sugar or something. Whatever you can find.

Grease the oven. Turn the cake tin to 350 degrees. Don't forget to beat off the turner. Throw the bowl out of the window, check the whisky again and go to bed.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)