A sardar was very fond

A sardar was very fond of sensational and
detective novels, but he always started reading
from the middle. A friend of his asked why he did
so?"
It'z doubly interesting", said the Sardar. "TO start
from the middle keeps one curious not only about
its conclusion but also about its beginning.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 576 views
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