It Must Be Tough Spending
Patient:
It Must Be Tough Spending All Day
With Your Hands In Someone’s Mouth.
Dentist:
I Just Think Of It
As Having My Hands In Their Wallet.
by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!) / 678 views
Similar Jokes
1 Admi talwar liye Masjid men gya or awaz di: Ap men koi Sacha Muslman hy ?
1 buzurg bolay: Main hun Admi buzurg ko bahir le gya or
unke qadmon men Bakra zibah kiya Phir Masjid men gya,
talwar se khoon tapak raha tha, log ghabra gaye Wo Bola:
Aur koi Sacha Muslman hy ?
Kisi ne Awaz lagayi: Molvi sahib hen
Molvi ghusay se bola: Bakwas kr raha hy Kamina:
Main tu elaan krwane aya tha k Cable nahi aa rahi parson se.
by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
Interviewer
Asked Candidate:
"How Many Senses Does
A Man Have?"
Candidate Replied:
....
"Five, Sir!!"
Interviewer:
"Sorry Kid, There Is A 6th
Sense Also & That's
Common Sense..
Which You Don't Seem To
Have."
Candidate:
"Sir, There Is 7th Sense
Also..
That's Non-Sense Which
You Are Talking.......
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Bhakt : Meri shadi Aishwarya se kara do.
Bhagwan : Uski ek saree 1 lac ki hai, tu kharcha kar payega.
Bhakt : Koi upay bhagvan
Bhagvan : Mallika Sherawat.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Quotes of Mind…
1.Russian General in 1987:
“Pathans are the most brave people ever born on the earth,these people cant be defeated by force.”
2. By American General in 2004:
“We are fighting a meaningless war against the Rocks.”
3. By indian General in Siachin War:
“If there were no NWFP province in pakistan.
I am sure that atleast Kashmir was 0urs”
*Dont send ONLY bad msgs about pathanz.
We salute pathans.
Be united , We r all Pakistanis.
by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
1 student ne MBA ka form Bhartay huay watchman se pocha :
janab kaisi hay yeh university?
WATCHMAN:
Bohat hi Achi hay. main ne b yahan se he MBA kya hai..
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Ek Chota Sa Pyara Sa Bachha Ek Din Apni Maa Se Bola
Bacha: “Mummy Kya Apne Mujhe Paida Hone Se Pehle Dekha Tha Kya?”
Mummy: “Nahi To”
Bacha: “To Paida Hone Ke Baad Aapne Mujhe Pehchana Kaise?“
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Shopkeeper: This sweater's made of pure virgin wool sir.
Santa: You see I am not interested in the morals of the sheep. Just tell me, will it keep me warm?
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
eacher:
wo kon si Aurat hai jisay her waqat pata hota hai k
mera shohar kahan hai?
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.
.
Sardar:
Bewa Aurat,
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
1 baar 1 larki akeli ja rahi thi,
.
.
1 larka samnay se aaya,
.
.
Dono bilkul paas aagaye,
.
.
Larka side pe ho gaya,
.
.
Larki chali gai,
.
.
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Moral:
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Sab tumhari tarah nahi hotay
by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)
A college pizza delivery boy arrived at the house of Larry Johnson. He delivered the pizza to his trailer. After giving it to him, Larry asked: "What is the usual tip?"
"Well," replied the youth, "this is my first trip here, but the other guys say if I get a quarter out of you, I'll be doing great."
"Is that so?" snorted Larry. "Well, just to show them how wrong they are, here's five dollars."
"Thanks," replied the youth, "I'll put this in my school fund."
"What are you studying in school?" asked Larry.
The lad smiled and said, 'applied psychology..!!'
by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)