Ek larka apni girlfriend se milne gaya, kuch baat ke baad uski girlfirend chaye(tea) banane ke liye kitchen chali gayi.

Girlfriend ka mobile sofay pe dekh kar larky ne socha ke chalo dekhte hai mera number iss ne kis naam se save kya hai?

Dear, sweetu ya jaanu.

Jab usne misscall di toh screen pe likh raha tha “Murgha No.5? Calling”.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 965 views

Dawaa Ka Bottle

Doctor: Is dawaa ko ek hafte main poora karo aur baad main aake milo.

Patient: Theek hai doctor.
(ek hafte ke baad)

Doctor: Dawaa khatam huaa kya?

Patient: Nahi doctor.
Doctor: Kyu nahi?

Patient: Usme likhaa thaa ke, bottle ko hamesha bandh rakhe.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

women

One day an old woman walked into a shop and got some dog food, she went to pay for it and the cashier said you can’t buy that dog food we need evidence that you have a dog, so she bought in her dog and she got the dog food. The next day the same old lady went to get some cat food and the cashier said you can’t have that cat food we need evidence that you have a cat, so she went home and got her cat and she got the cat food. Next day the same old lady went in again and she had a box, she told the cashier to put her finger in it, so she did. She said it felt warm and soft, the little old lady then said now you’re satisfied can I have some toilet paper please!

by inayat khan (few years ago!)

student

Teacher:

Agar sache dil se Rab se Dua ki jaye to wo poori hoti hai…!!!

Student:

Rehne dain miss, agar aisa hota to aap meri biwi hotein.

by inayat khan (few years ago!)

Bhagwan muje drd de

Bhakt: Bhagwan muje drd de,
Dukh de, Tension de,

Mujhe barbad kar de,
Mere piche har muskil laga de.

Bhagwan : Abe ek line mein bol na "GIRLFRIEND" chahiye.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Ek Chunti Hathi Ke Upar Baith Kr Ja Rahi Thi

Ek Chunti Hathi Ke Upar Baith Kr Ja Rahi Thi.
Raste Me Kaccha Pul Aa Jata Hai..
Usko Dekh K Chinti Boli ……..

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Jaanu Cross Kar Loge Ya Me Utrun.;-)

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)