Chiman is trying to commit suicide on the railway tracks...takes along some wine and chicken with him.

Somebody stops him and asks,
'Kyon bhai ye sab kyun leke baithe ho?'
Chiman replies, 'Saali train late aati hai

kahin bhook se na marjaun..'

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 719 views

The teacher came up with a good..

The teacher came up with a good problem. "Suppose," she asked the second-graders, "there were a dozen sheep and six of them jumped over a fence. How many would be left?"

"None," answered little Norman. "None? Norman, you don't know your arithmetic." "Teacher, you don't know your sheep. When one goes, they all go!"

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Papa Kya Aap Kabhi Egypt Gaye Ho?

Son :
Papa Kya Aap Kabhi Egypt Gaye Ho?

Papa :Nahi, Par Kyu?

Son : To Fir Aap Itni Khofnak Mummy Kaha Se Laye ?

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

kya moh-maya hai!!

kya moh-maya hai!!

Apna baccha roye to dil me dard hota he aur dusre ka roye to sir me..

Apni biwi roye to sir me dard hota heaur dusre ki roye to dil me

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Sawal Kuch B Ho

SAWAL
Kuch B Ho,

JAWAB
Tum Hi Ho,

ARMAN
Kitna Hi Ho,

AARZOO
Tum Hi Ho,

GHUSSA
Jitna B Ho,

PYAR
Tum Hi Ho,

KHAWB
koi B ho
Tabeer Tum Hi Ho,
.
.
Yani k saray Fsaad ki jar
Tum Hi Ho.
(‘-’)
<) )>
_//_
Main to Masoom Hoon…

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

ek gaon me kisi Buzurg

ek gaon me kisi Buzurg k Mar jane se Schol me Chutti ho Gyi

Schol se ate wqt 2 Bacho ne 2 Buzurg ko dekha to Ek bola-Dekh Do aur Chutti aa rahi hai

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)