Phatan ki English

Pathan Galti Se News Paper Ka Sub-Editor Ban
Gia. Usne Aik Khabar Ki Headline Ye Di:
"BIWI MEIN DHAMAKA...!"
Cheif Editor: Yeh Tum Ne Headline Kia Di Hai?
Pathan: Sir Mene Khabar Ko Asan Alfaz Mein Likha
Hai.
Cheif Editor: Acha Asal Khabar Kia Thi?
Pathan: "MIAAN WALI MEIN DHAMAKA"

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