Mr Funny ko BIJLI ke khambhe
Mr Funny ko BIJLI ke khambhe par lage poster padne ka bohot shonk tha.
Ek din rat ko andhera hone ke karan uss se ik poster pada nahi gaya. Mr Funny spiderman ke jaise poster padne ke liye khambhe par ja chada.
Pas ja kar uss ne deka, vahan likha tha: Khambhe par naya paint kiya hai. Isko hath nahi lagana.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 889 views
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