A beggar- ‘Oh sundari ! Andha hoon.
A beggar- ‘Oh sundari ! Andha hoon.
Sawa paanch rupya de de..
“Husband said 2 his wife- De de, tujhe
sundari bola hai to har haal mein andha hai…”
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 728 views
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