Santa talks to a saint
Santa talks to a saint: My wife troubles me a lot. Tell me some way.
Funny saint: Had there been any way, I wouldn't have become a saint.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 664 views
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Pathan to his uneducated wife:
Come on darling lets go for a honey moon.
Wife: no dear I have to do some work at home,
Take my brother with you. :)
Pathan joy fully said “o yesssssssssssssssss”
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
NeW sTyLe 2 PrOpOsE a GiRl
Dekho me nhi chahta k mera beta bara ho k tmhari beti ko line maray
Bura lagega
Agar Tum han karo to dono ko bhen bhai bana dete hen ;-)
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Two dogs, Rubi and Moti, and a Sardarji were sent to the outer space. The ground control issues commands "Rubi!" "Woof!" (it's the barking sound) "Press the red button." "Woof! Woof!" "Moti!" "Woof!" "Press the white button." "Woof! Woof!" "Sardarji!" "Woof."Stop barking, feed the dogs and don't touch anything!"
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Sardar:shalimar express kitne baje ayegi?
Tt:9 baje
sardar:local train?
Tt:1 bajy, ap ne kahan jana hai?
Sardar:patri cross karni hai.
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what is ds difference between indian cricket team
and toilet ..
kuch b nahy waha b dhoni hay or yaha b dhoni hay
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
A man received an unknown call..
Girl : hello do you have a gf??
Man : no, who are you darling?
Girl : M ur girl friend Diana, hate u
Again man got a call
Girl : do u have a gf??
Man : yes darling
Girl : m ur wife Alice, hate u
Man : oh sorry honey i didn't recognise u
Girl : m Diana i knew it that u have a wife, Hate u liar...
Man : wtf..... :-P:-D
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Extreme limit of “PATHANism”
Two pathan sitting in a rickshaw
&
fighting for the window seat…
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Santa: I Want Pink Curtains For My Computer Screen
Salesman: But Computers Do Not Need Curtains
Santa: Oye, I Have Installed Windows
by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)
Kehte hain ki ISHQ main neend ur jaati hai
Koi humse bhi ishq kare
Khambhaqat neend bahut aati hai
by Raju (few years ago!)
Humari muhabbat ka imtehan mat lu
aae g.f
humare pehle bi imtehan hute hain salana
by Sabir shah (few years ago!)