Santa talks to a saint

Santa talks to a saint: My wife troubles me a lot. Tell me some way.

Funny saint: Had there been any way, I wouldn't have become a saint.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 655 views
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I’m Thinking Of Her Who Is Single Because Of Me..
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Awwwh..

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