A friend asks sardar how was your exam?

Sardar: It was okey but i couldn’t answer past tense of THINK.
I thought, thought & finally i wrote ‘THUNK’

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 819 views

Sabzi Wala

Sabzi waala sabzi pe paani chidak raha tha,

kaafi der ho gayi,

Customer gusse mein aa ker bola:

Bhai saheb: agar bhindi ko hosh aa gaya ho

to Aik kilo de do ;)

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

Pappa Sub Check Kar Kay Laya Hoooon

SARDAR: Beta Ye Kaisi Machis Lay Kar Aaye Ho Ek Bhi Nahi Jal Rahi

SON :Kya Baat Kartay Ho Pappa Sub Check Kar Kay Laya Hoooon

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Larki ne namaz parh kar dua maangi

Larki ne namaz parh kar dua maangi

To Maa ne pocha:

Tumne dua main kiya manga?

Larki.

Wohi maanga jo aaj kal har khoobsurat larki ke khwahish hy,

Maa: Aakhir kiya maang liya kuch pata to chale?

Larki: muskuraty huayA

(mubeshir mehmood)

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MAA:

Chal pagli, tera itna acha naseeb kahan.

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(NOTE) Msg farward kartay waqt name change kar k larki ka naseeb kharab na karain.

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

Btao tumhain

Wife: Btao Tmhe Main Kitni Achchi Lagti Hoon
Husband : Bahut Zyada
Wife : Phir Bhi Kitni
Husbnd : Itni Ki Dil Chahta Hai Tumhari Jaisi 1 Aur Le Aaun.

by A. Sami (few years ago!)

u r a normal person if

u r a normal person if....

1- u got a f.b acount

2-u got a mobile num

4-u r wasting ur tym in reading ths

5-u did't notice that there is no numbr 3.

7-u went to check if num 3 is there

8-whr is mumbr 6?

9-u r now smiling

10-whr is num 1?

11-u went to chk num 1....

12now do u relly think that u r normal???

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)